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Aren't athletes a protected class?
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I'd be more interested in hearing from the un-healed.
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Print is alive and well, if a bit rotated.
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Does this man not know what time it is? He knows.
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The wife is less enamored of it, bit I rather like our hotel room. #needASmokingJacket
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I'm not a huge car guy, but this one is pretty sick. #db9
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I appreciate that #U2 is still so earnest. No irony in those boys.
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If I had the guts to wear this, I could accomplish anything. I will forever be a slave to my fears.
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A big pink tour bus. In case you didn't feel foolish enough.
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Man purse, or 'murse'. Diesel, no less. And, yes, I am passing judgment.
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I guess all you self-righteous designers are doing God's work after all.
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Two good things that go great together.
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Some sort of hieroglyphics on these jeans. I believe it translates to: "Unnecessarily expensive."
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Tripping balls with the Easter Bunny.
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A 21st century Santa Claus. A trans-national Easter bunny.
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An erstwhile vampire could have done with some Fixodent.
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Good hair and a gold vest. My head says no, but my heart -- and my loins -- say YES!
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Sitting. Watching. Passing judgment.
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I did a lot of pigeon feeding when I was younger.
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Making movie and music magic at the cabin. Well, magic-ish. And movie-ish.
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He's had better days.
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Furs and high heels on the airport floor. Flight delays are the great equalizer.
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"Photogenic" and "unsettling" go hand in hand more often then we'd care to admit.
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Karaoke is dominated by middle aged dudes in leather jackets. I need a leather jacket.
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Money changes hands. Buyer's remorse sets in.
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I'm guessing there's a Sailor Moon outfit in the closet at home.
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"Obey" flocked wallpaper. No doubt, a statement on the interplay of culture and capitalism. Expensive shit, too.
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Now at Farley Bar. Prosecco, warm olives, and roast shishito peppers for the SB. #leftmypenisathome
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"All you can eat" should go without saying for a spread like this.
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Magners on ice. Call me a pussy, but it's hot today.
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Another Surrealist parlor game?
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Took 40 yrs, but finally got balloons on my b-day.
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2011: Year of the Rabbit. Cutest year in history?
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A tender Muni moment.
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